Majority

It is now with great happiness, I congratulate Prime Minister Stephen Harper for his excellent win tonight.

This is the results of the BRINW poll I was running over the last number of months. Conservatives have spoken and have given him the majority he asked for. Now it is time for him to deliver that badly needed reform.

52% – Scrap the CBC
32% – Kill the HRCs
10% – Lower Taxes

The other 6% was for other and most people wrote in “All of the Above.”

Goodbye Iggy. Goodbye Bloc. Layton, you can ask your question first now. Harper actually doesn’t need to answer.*

* Heard on CBC.

The Jack! Preview

If, for some reason, you feel an NDP led coalition would not be a bad thing for Canada, try the following to preview what it would be like.

  • For every dollar you keep after taxes, take 30 cents and give it to the guy living under the bridge. Don’t ask what he will do with it, that’s none of your business.
  • If you own guns, hand them in to the police, or better yet, just give them to the drug dealer that sells to the guy living under the bridge.
  • If you have own a business, hire the first person that walks in the door, regardless of whether it will ruin your business or not. Then pay them double. Then triple your EI & CPP payments.
  • Take the bus, or bike, everywhere you go, including overseas.
  • If you own a vehicle that has enough seats for a family, the next time you fill up for gas, multiply the cost by 2 and give the difference to that guy that lives under the bridge. By now, he’ll be filling up his VW van at the gas station beside you so it should be easy to find him.
  • Quit your job and live under a bridge (Equality!)
  • Get a job somewhere that you want to get promoted, and pretend you are in a union by turning down every promotion until everyone else that was there before you moves up.
  • Take your globe, atlas or map of the world, cross out Israel and write “Palestinianland.”
  • Go to your bank and withdraw your money. Send it to Hugo Chavez, c/o The White House, Washington, DC.
  • If you own stocks, cash them in now, they won’t be worth much soon.

There are more but we only have a few weeks before a Jack! led government could be a reality.

Get out and vote for a Conservative Majority. It may not be the optimum, but its better than the alternative.

This is why the Right mocks the MSM.

Excellent reporting CW Media. Under the headline of “Canadians ok with coalition” on the Global News website, I found this gem of a conclusion.

The Conservatives say a Liberal-NDP coalition government would be bad for the country, but Canadians wouldn’t have a problem with it.

From reading that paragraph, I’d think that a large sampling of Canadians would not have a problem with what will happen if the voters choose to send the parties back with the same numbers they currently have. Iggy will vote down the first budget and continue with the previously signed coalition agreement with the NDP. The Bloc, having to prop up the coalition, will get bribed to keep the coalition alive on everything.

But that ISN’T WHAT THE POLL SAID!!!! Reading the next paragraph, it makes it very clear that the left doesn’t want the Conservatives with a majority. Ya, no kidding. That’s why getting out the vote is important for the left. It’s too bad for them that you can’t vote while playing World of Warcraft in mommy’s basement.

A new Ipsos Reid poll conducted for Global National and Postmedia News indicates the majority of Canadians would prefer to see a Liberal-NDP coalition government (54 per cent) than a Conservative majority government (46 per cent).

It is the next paragraph that should have changed the thesis statement of the article.

Also, almost half of Canadians (48 per cent) support the idea of a coalition of opposition parties forming the government.

A little more than half (52 per cent) of Canadians oppose the idea.

If that isn’t obvious enough that this bit of reporting had the wrong conclusion, this paragraph should be the cherry on top.

If a coalition of all three opposition parties – Liberals, NDP and Bloc – were to be formed, 59 per cent of Canadians would like to see NDP leader Jack Layton lead it. Just 27 per cent would like to see Ignatieff do so, and 14 per cent would choose Bloc leader Gilles Duceppe for the job.

Here, let me take a go on the headline and first paragraph of the article to remove the pro-Liberal spin.

My headline based on the poll data:

Poll shows Canadians want the Status Quo.

My thesis based on the poll data:

Canadians want a Conservative Minority and they don’t want to see Ignatieff as Prime Minister.

As Kate at SDA would say, “Not Waiting for the Astroid.”

Election 2011

Here are my thoughts on heading to the polls this spring.

I don’t mind having the opportunity to make my voice heard officially. I just wish I was able to vote for a fiscally conservative party rather than the 1990 Liberals.

If the Conservative party cannot get a majority in this election with the cast of characters currently leading the opposition parties, then it is purely due to the Conservatives not being conservative.

The Liberals have no message, other than they aren’t led by Harper. The NDP says the same things as always so they’ll get their usual group of crazies. The Bloc will promise to leave Canada, or at least take the rest of Canada’s money but because they say it in French, no-one will notice.

So anyone that realizes that we cannot afford to continue burning money in the CBC bonfire can only vote for the Conservatives, hoping that we get a majority and pleading that there actually is a secret agenda in place so that we can start cutting the waste.

Do we need a tea party in Canada? No, we had the Reform party. We just need a Conservative party that acts like it is actually conservative.

Song of the Day

Green is the Colour. Football is the Game.
We’re all together and Winning is our aim.
So Cheer us on through the sun and rain.
Saskatchewan Roughriders is our name.

Let’s show our pride in the Green & White.
We will fight, Green & White.
Sing loud and clear till the game is won.
The best is yet to come.

Green is the Colour. Football is the Game.
We’re all together and Winning is our aim.
So Cheer us on through the sun and rain.
Saskatchewan Roughriders is our name.

Here at Taylor Field we are Number one.
We’re the best; East or West.
We’ll give our all till the game is done.
Stand up and sing everyone …. Hey!

Green is the Colour. Football is the Game.
We’re all together and Winning is our aim.
So Cheer us on through the sun and rain.
Saskatchewan Roughriders is our name.

Green is the Colour. Football is the Game.
We’re all together and Winning is our aim.
So Cheer us on through the sun and rain.
Saskatchewan Roughriders is our name.

Headline of the Week

Troubled Fonyo can’t make $20,000 bail
Former cancer crusader Steve Fonyo will remain in jail for another nine days, after he was unable to pay $20,000 bail.

I’m thinking that it should have been something closer to…

Dangerous Criminal Still in Jail, Thankfully
Finally, a career criminal wasn’t able to sucker someone into giving him $20K for bail.

Fonyo isn’t a Fox, he’s a weasel.

Next step, rename the beach to something respectful and rename a detention centre or the next natural disaster after him.

How do you say “Get a Job” in Quebec?

A group of Quebec protesters say people from their province were targeted at last weekend’s G20 summit and arrested simply for speaking French or having fleur-de-lys license plates.

Hmmm, something smells fishy.

So says the CLAC, Montreal’s Anti-Capitalist Convergence group, which said Monday that only 125 of its 450 members who had taken buses to Toronto had returned.

Many of its members were detained over the weekend and remained unaccounted for.

The anti-capitalist, anti-state, anti-authority group describes the controversial Black Bloc tactics, blamed for many of the incidents in Toronto, as a legitimate form of protest.

Smashing windows is a legitimate form of protest? And you are wondering why they were targeting you?

The protest tactic sees people using black clothing to blend into larger crowds and, in many cases, taking advantage of that anonymity to escape arrest for vandalism.

“We respect a diversity of tactics. People are angry, particularly in the context of an event like that,” said Mathieu Francoeur, another CLAC member.

“For us it’s vandalism against certain institutions . . . it’s symbolic and doesn’t compare with violence in general in society.”

But organizers for the Quebec-based group said they were surprised by the targeting of French-speaking protesters.

One member who was detained on Sunday said she and two other Quebecers driving along College Street were stopped only because they had a Quebec licence plate.

Camille, a slight redhead who refused to give her last name, said police then rifled through her possessions and found some black clothing.

She also had a lawyer’s telephone number scrawled on her arm and an anarchist book in the car.

Ever think the license plate NUMBER could be used to identify you???

The CLAC organizers deflected allegations that people affiliated with their group were in large part responsible for the damage.

The CLAC says about 1,000 members went in Toronto, but were immediately targeted as soon as their buses pulled into the city on Friday.

“Anyone who had the protester look,” Francoeur said.

“There was institutionalized profiling, and we figured it might happen, but we never thought politicians would also give police carte blanche to do as they pleased.”

The CLAC had spent months organizing trips to Toronto to protest the G20.

But the spokespeople said they did not produce a video that appeared on their website entitled “Mon voyage a Toronto” (My trip to Toronto); the video shows off different points of interest using skulls as landmarks.

The Montreal protest group is planning to hold a demonstration on Thursday to denounce police handling of the G20 protests.

OK, let me get this straight. You think it is because you are from Quebec that you were arrested? If the police didn’t target you I would say they had really bad intelligence. They should have kept you all on the busses for a week and give you Lake Ontario water to drink in used Starbucks cups and cold McDonalds to eat.

Stay Away from the Toronto Core

“U.S. citizens should avoid traveling in or through downtown Toronto during the summit, if possible,” says the advisory.

I personally recommend this for everyone, regardless of nationality, and just ignore the timeframe as well. I’ve driven in downtown Toronto and I would never recommend that. In fact, if you stay out of the downtown core, you won’t ever accidentally watch the Maple Leafs live, surrounded by their fans.

Rider Pride on Ice

World Juniors honour the Riders

World Juniors honour the Riders

Hockey Canada announced Saturday that the Canadian junior team will wear green jerseys during next year’s IIHF world junior hockey championship in Regina and Saskatoon.

The jerseys are designed to honour the CFL’s Saskatchewan Roughriders, and were unveiled Saturday during the Saskatchewan-B.C. Lions game in Regina.

This didn’t happen when the World Juniors were in Vancouver.

Nor should it have.

Go Riders.